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- EVIL BEAD BURN has BURNED Me Out on the FRANCHISE!
- Denzel Washington’s 1980s Jamaican Murder Mystery: THE MIGHTY QUINN!
- Real Life HORROR at Silver Falls Oregon: Camping With WYRD WAR!!
- The BEST 80’s Cult Horror Sequel – PROM NIGHT 2: Hello Mary LOU!
- Peter Jackson Returns to his SPLATTER Horror ROOTS: DEAD ALIVE 2?!
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Here’s my spoiler free review of EVIL DEAD BURN, a film I think makes it even more clear, fans (or maybe it just me?) miss the old school EVIL DEAD. We’re gonna talk why I think the film sort sucks and how to get back to the original tone of the classics once again on…
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Today we’re going deep into the wilderness with Portland’s own cult cinema legends Wyrd War! Yes I’m talking about the Silver Falls Sleepover Slaughter where we stayed at the exact location where the 1981 iconic slasher flick JUST BEFORE DAWN was filmed! Then we watched 1976’s SQUIRM and to make things even more interesting we…
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Today we’re talking about a horror sequel to the 1980s slasher classic Prom Night, a sequel only in name- PROM NIGHT 2: Hello Mary Lou! A rare occasion where a sequel easily outshines the original, this one’s pure 80s gold-full of inventive fx and a unique storyline that puts this unsung horror cult classic in…
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Peter Jackson claims there’s a new film lurking in the same universe as 1992’s DEAD ALIVE aka BRAIN DEAD! Yeah, the big time Hollywood & former iconic cult film director’s apparently gonna get gory again it seems-BUT can he deliver the splatter like he did when he was a young buck or will he just…
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Are they going to remake A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET once again?! All signs point to yes because they claim Robert Englund is too old! However I think he’s got plenty of Freddy left in him, the real problem is Hollywood is obsessed with nostalgia and the big MONEY they think they can milk from…
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Today talk all things about dragons and just why Dragonslayer’s Vermithrax is the BEST dragon ever put to film! I checked it out on blu-ray after decades and it HOLDS up. So much so that it makes a mockery of all the CGI dragons Hollywood has churned out over the years! This classic fantasy film…
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Today I’m covering the barely ever talked about totally bonkers horror of DANGEROUS SEDUCTRESS from 1992! A film so sexy, so sultry and so scary that macho men from all over the world will think twice before harassing or even hitting on a woman again! One of the wildest horror films all the way from…
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A totally forgotten action thriller with an unhinged plot and over the top idiotic characters a plenty make this under seen 1980s gem a must see for bizarro movie fanatics. With a stacked cast of B-level action heroes of yesteryear and cult icons like PJ Soles and Clint Howard, B.O.R.N. will melt your mind and…
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Today we talk about dvd hunting at thrift store in the Northwoods of Wisconsin and watching weird-O films found there with your mom! Yes a random “in the wild find” PRIMAL FORCE from 1999 is a forgotten monster movie starring resident bad ass Ron Perlman in an oddly similar Hellboy style role battling mutant baboons…
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As a huge fan of 80’s Hong Kong horror films I can definitively say not many can hold a candle to the absolute mayhem of POSSESSED II! Whether it’s the insane plot or the absolute bonkers horror hijinks that occurs on screen one thing is for sure-this supernatural shocker needs to cleaned up for a…
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