Universal Dork
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- He-Man 1987 Vs. He-Man 2026: Who’s got the Real POWER and the Most Muscle?!
- The Female EVIL DEAD: ‘Dangerous Seductress’ from 1992 Kills Boners!!
- Human Organ Traffickers vs Drunk Geriatric Cowboys?! The Absurdity of BO.R.N. (1988)!
- HELLBOY Battles MUTANT Baboons on a Desert Island in PRIMAL FORCE (1999)!
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Category: bad movies
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A totally forgotten action thriller with an unhinged plot and over the top idiotic characters a plenty make this under seen 1980s gem a must see for bizarro movie fanatics. With a stacked cast of B-level action heroes of yesteryear and cult icons like PJ Soles and Clint Howard, B.O.R.N. will melt your mind and…
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Today we talk about dvd hunting at thrift store in the Northwoods of Wisconsin and watching weird-O films found there with your mom! Yes a random “in the wild find” PRIMAL FORCE from 1999 is a forgotten monster movie starring resident bad ass Ron Perlman in an oddly similar Hellboy style role battling mutant baboons…
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As a huge fan of 80’s Hong Kong horror films I can definitively say not many can hold a candle to the absolute mayhem of POSSESSED II! Whether it’s the insane plot or the absolute bonkers horror hijinks that occurs on screen one thing is for sure-this supernatural shocker needs to cleaned up for a…
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Ok with ALL this Gremlins talk here I had to end this trilogy of videos by paying homage to the “little monster” films of the 1980s and 90s! Some call them Gremlins “RIP-OFFS” but I just can’t get enuff of little monster MAYHEM! What’s your favorite and what movies did I miss here?! Let’s talk…
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We’re talkin’ little monsters again today, covering the news of the 1983 “assembly cut” 160 minute version of GREMLINS that was just recently unearthed on VHS by Joe Dante! …And the underrated 1985 little monster Gremlins rival cult classic GHOULIES! Is it a blatant rip-off or a true iconic horror gem?! Let’s talk about it!
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Here’s a recommendation for all you goons out there looking for something stupid to watch this year on Christmas that’s sure to displease the merry masses: 2003’s ‘A LIGHT IN THE FOREST’ this utterly forgotten weird-o Christmas flick from the FX mastermind John Carl Buechler isn’t remembered for a reason-if you love bizarre yuletide films…
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Today we talk about a wicked video store staple from FANGORIA Films from the early 90s- CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT! Filmed in the Northwoods of Wisconsin, an area that for a short time transformed the unlikely small towns of the region into a full on horror MECCA! Check out the first installment about this unique…
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Today we cover a couple “trapped on VHS” gems jam packed with mutants, cyborgs & test tube baby puppet monstrosities straight out of the late 80’s/early 90s. DOCTOR DEATH the new VHS release from Black Video & AMERICAN CYBORG: Steel Warrior from 1993 – These two virtually plotless post apocalyptic action gems are a must…
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SHOOTFGIGHTER: Fight to the Death from 1993 will quench the thirst of any TRUE Cobra Kai or Karate Kid fan! Johnny, John Kreese and BOLO Yeung duke it out in one the most outrageous martial arts flick of the 1990s! A trapped on VHS gem just waiting for fans of the Cobra Kai and also…
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