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Today I’m covering the barely ever talked about totally bonkers horror of DANGEROUS SEDUCTRESS from 1992! A film so sexy, so sultry and so scary that macho men from all over the world will think twice before harassing or even hitting on a woman again! One of the wildest horror films all the way from…
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A totally forgotten action thriller with an unhinged plot and over the top idiotic characters a plenty make this under seen 1980s gem a must see for bizarro movie fanatics. With a stacked cast of B-level action heroes of yesteryear and cult icons like PJ Soles and Clint Howard, B.O.R.N. will melt your mind and…
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Today we talk about dvd hunting at thrift store in the Northwoods of Wisconsin and watching weird-O films found there with your mom! Yes a random “in the wild find” PRIMAL FORCE from 1999 is a forgotten monster movie starring resident bad ass Ron Perlman in an oddly similar Hellboy style role battling mutant baboons…
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Ok with ALL this Gremlins talk here I had to end this trilogy of videos by paying homage to the “little monster” films of the 1980s and 90s! Some call them Gremlins “RIP-OFFS” but I just can’t get enuff of little monster MAYHEM! What’s your favorite and what movies did I miss here?! Let’s talk…
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We’re talkin’ little monsters again today, covering the news of the 1983 “assembly cut” 160 minute version of GREMLINS that was just recently unearthed on VHS by Joe Dante! …And the underrated 1985 little monster Gremlins rival cult classic GHOULIES! Is it a blatant rip-off or a true iconic horror gem?! Let’s talk about it!
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Today we talk about a wicked video store staple from FANGORIA Films from the early 90s- CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT! Filmed in the Northwoods of Wisconsin, an area that for a short time transformed the unlikely small towns of the region into a full on horror MECCA! Check out the first installment about this unique…
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Today we cover a couple “trapped on VHS” gems jam packed with mutants, cyborgs & test tube baby puppet monstrosities straight out of the late 80’s/early 90s. DOCTOR DEATH the new VHS release from Black Video & AMERICAN CYBORG: Steel Warrior from 1993 – These two virtually plotless post apocalyptic action gems are a must…
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One era you NEVER think of when it comes to TOBE HOOPER’S iconic horror career is the Y2K 2000’s era of his filmography BUT he’s actually made some total bangers during that era and today we’re gonna talk about his largely forgotten slab of horror cinema from that era and in particular 2005’s MORTUARY! A…
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I headed down to Puerta Vallarta and realized that near by was the OG jungle set of one of the greatest action horror sci-fi film of ALL time, 1987’s PREDATOR!! So I got my camo on and headed straight into the jungle to check it out! Come join me as I visit the nostalgic location…
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