Peter Jackson claims there’s a new film lurking in the same universe as 1992’s DEAD ALIVE aka BRAIN DEAD! Yeah, the big time Hollywood & former iconic cult film director’s apparently gonna get gory again it seems-BUT can he deliver the splatter like he did when he was a young buck or will he just resort to a bunch of bad CGI hobbit blood? Let’s discuss!!
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Are they going to remake A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET once again?! All signs point to yes because they claim Robert Englund is too old! However I think he’s got plenty of Freddy left in him, the real problem is Hollywood is obsessed with nostalgia and the big MONEY they think they can milk from it. Today I’ll tell those posers how to make a real sequel to the iconic horror franchise without being intellectually bankrupt and bringing something fresh and new to the table while keep Robert Englund in the mix!
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Today talk all things about dragons and just why Dragonslayer’s Vermithrax is the BEST dragon ever put to film! I checked it out on blu-ray after decades and it HOLDS up. So much so that it makes a mockery of all the CGI dragons Hollywood has churned out over the years! This classic fantasy film has aged like fine wine and if you’re a fantasy flick fanatic don’t sleep on watching this gem!
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Today I’m talkin’ all things HE-MAN and the Masters of the Universe! As a LEGIT 80’s kid who was obsessed with the toys and the TV show I’m giving you the “no BS” talk about the franchise and where it’s at today! Can this new film top the 80’s version?! Does 2026 HE-MAN need steroids?! So many debates to be had by hardcore He-man fans!!
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Today I’m covering the barely ever talked about totally bonkers horror of DANGEROUS SEDUCTRESS from 1992! A film so sexy, so sultry and so scary that macho men from all over the world will think twice before harassing or even hitting on a woman again! One of the wildest horror films all the way from Indonesia from the director of LADY TERMINATOR desperately needs a HUGE cult following and a fancy ass new blu ray! Have YOU seen it?! I highly DOUBT IT!
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A totally forgotten action thriller with an unhinged plot and over the top idiotic characters a plenty make this under seen 1980s gem a must see for bizarro movie fanatics. With a stacked cast of B-level action heroes of yesteryear and cult icons like PJ Soles and Clint Howard, B.O.R.N. will melt your mind and slightly lower your IQ with every watch! I plead my case why a boutique blu ray label needs to snap this oddity up and expose it to a new legion of cinemaniacs!
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Today we talk about dvd hunting at thrift store in the Northwoods of Wisconsin and watching weird-O films found there with your mom! Yes a random “in the wild find” PRIMAL FORCE from 1999 is a forgotten monster movie starring resident bad ass Ron Perlman in an oddly similar Hellboy style role battling mutant baboons on a desert island-sound like a good time? Check out my review of this under-seen oddity that no one talks about!
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As a huge fan of 80’s Hong Kong horror films I can definitively say not many can hold a candle to the absolute mayhem of POSSESSED II! Whether it’s the insane plot or the absolute bonkers horror hijinks that occurs on screen one thing is for sure-this supernatural shocker needs to cleaned up for a fancy blu ray where it can amass a legion of cult film fanatic to marvel at it’s absolute absurdity! Today I make my case!
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Ok with ALL this Gremlins talk here I had to end this trilogy of videos by paying homage to the “little monster” films of the 1980s and 90s! Some call them Gremlins “RIP-OFFS” but I just can’t get enuff of little monster MAYHEM! What’s your favorite and what movies did I miss here?! Let’s talk about the craze that Gremlins and Ghoulies supposedly kick started in the 80s!
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We’re talkin’ little monsters again today, covering the news of the 1983 “assembly cut” 160 minute version of GREMLINS that was just recently unearthed on VHS by Joe Dante! …And the underrated 1985 little monster Gremlins rival cult classic GHOULIES! Is it a blatant rip-off or a true iconic horror gem?! Let’s talk about it!
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