Today I’m talkin’ all things HE-MAN and the Masters of the Universe! As a LEGIT 80’s kid who was obsessed with the toys and the TV show I’m giving you the “no BS” talk about the franchise and where it’s at today! Can this new film top the 80’s version?! Does 2026 HE-MAN need steroids?! So many debates to be had by hardcore He-man fans!!
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Today I’m covering the barely ever talked about totally bonkers horror of DANGEROUS SEDUCTRESS from 1992! A film so sexy, so sultry and so scary that macho men from all over the world will think twice before harassing or even hitting on a woman again! One of the wildest horror films all the way from Indonesia from the director of LADY TERMINATOR desperately needs a HUGE cult following and a fancy ass new blu ray! Have YOU seen it?! I highly DOUBT IT!
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A totally forgotten action thriller with an unhinged plot and over the top idiotic characters a plenty make this under seen 1980s gem a must see for bizarro movie fanatics. With a stacked cast of B-level action heroes of yesteryear and cult icons like PJ Soles and Clint Howard, B.O.R.N. will melt your mind and slightly lower your IQ with every watch! I plead my case why a boutique blu ray label needs to snap this oddity up and expose it to a new legion of cinemaniacs!
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Today we talk about dvd hunting at thrift store in the Northwoods of Wisconsin and watching weird-O films found there with your mom! Yes a random “in the wild find” PRIMAL FORCE from 1999 is a forgotten monster movie starring resident bad ass Ron Perlman in an oddly similar Hellboy style role battling mutant baboons on a desert island-sound like a good time? Check out my review of this under-seen oddity that no one talks about!
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As a huge fan of 80’s Hong Kong horror films I can definitively say not many can hold a candle to the absolute mayhem of POSSESSED II! Whether it’s the insane plot or the absolute bonkers horror hijinks that occurs on screen one thing is for sure-this supernatural shocker needs to cleaned up for a fancy blu ray where it can amass a legion of cult film fanatic to marvel at it’s absolute absurdity! Today I make my case!
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Ok with ALL this Gremlins talk here I had to end this trilogy of videos by paying homage to the “little monster” films of the 1980s and 90s! Some call them Gremlins “RIP-OFFS” but I just can’t get enuff of little monster MAYHEM! What’s your favorite and what movies did I miss here?! Let’s talk about the craze that Gremlins and Ghoulies supposedly kick started in the 80s!
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We’re talkin’ little monsters again today, covering the news of the 1983 “assembly cut” 160 minute version of GREMLINS that was just recently unearthed on VHS by Joe Dante! …And the underrated 1985 little monster Gremlins rival cult classic GHOULIES! Is it a blatant rip-off or a true iconic horror gem?! Let’s talk about it!
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More 80’s legacy sequels on the way, this time it’s ‘GREMLINS 3’! As a big fan of the original we’re gonna talk today about the 5 ways Hollywood is gonna screw this up. I’m convinced Hollywood is incapable of making films the way they used to even if they promise they’re going to back to the basics-they ALWAYS manage to make an embarrassing MESS out modern sequels to classic 80s & 90s films the fan like us LOVE!
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Insane monkeys were all the rage (sorta) way back in the 1980s and now in the first rad horror film of 2026: PRIMATE & they’re more bananas than EVER! This practical fx extravaganza mops the bloody floor with CGI chimpanzees and brings some true bite back to the mini-maniac monkey genre of the golden age of horror! In theaters THIS weekend!
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Here’s a recommendation for all you goons out there looking for something stupid to watch this year on Christmas that’s sure to displease the merry masses: 2003’s ‘A LIGHT IN THE FOREST’ this utterly forgotten weird-o Christmas flick from the FX mastermind John Carl Buechler isn’t remembered for a reason-if you love bizarre yuletide films filled with ridiculous plots, idiotic characters- good and bad creepy witches, bad magic and practical effects monsters then you’ll sure melt your brain with this lost trapped on VHS gem!
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