Jesus Action figure set!
It’s Sunday and once again there seems to be one thing on alot of people’s minds, Jesus! So when I stumbled across this Jesus action figure commercial I had to post it! I am no stranger to Jesus, heck my family used to go to church every sunday until the monsignor stole like $60,000 from the church and was having an affair with one of my wretched teachers! To make matters worse our church’s address number was 666!! That is the truth too check out that link if you think I am shitting you! So obviously something was going on there. Don’t you think that when they decided to build the church there they might maybe, well…..consider picking a different space?! Anway check out this Jesus action figure commercial and have a great sunday!
Universal Dork 
I always wonderd what it would be like if Superman or batman handled there affairs like jesus did.Instead of superman flying around seeking out the person in the most need of help he just floats in the air and waits for whoever has the most “faith” in him. Wouldnt be a very cool hero anymore would he? Imagine him flying up to a person and being like I’d save you from that burning building but you did’nt acknowledge my exsistence and rub my father jorel’s ego by declaring him the true great scientist of krypton.So you have to burn now.For someone who is supposed to be the saviour of humanity jesus sure isn’t a very good hero.
yeah he should have kicked a little butt first! He had some cool powers right? He could make fish and bread appear and walk on water and fly around outside of his own body…
He needed a cape!