Universal Dork
The Most Unsuccessful Blog on the 'Net Since 2009!
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Category: Epic Battles
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Here it is the new trailer to the remake of the Karate Kid, a movie that I refuse to see! Wasn’t The Next Karate Kid with Hilary Swank bad enough? Now we have a remake of probably one of my top 5 favorite movies of all time. Not to mention one of the best 80’s movies ever.…
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The Ultimate Warrior in song. Nuff said!
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Yes the Ultimate Warrior totally RULED! I was reminded last night about how great he was as public speaker too! Check out what was going through his mind before Wrestlemania 6 where he was preparing to battle Hulk Hogan. Now seriously these are words to live by!! Still didn’t get enough? check this out too!
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The new Star Trek film was hands down amazing! Perfect in almost evey way except for one person from the original series who was obviously given a raw deal by Mr. JJ Abrams. Where the HELL was Finnegan?! We were supposedly visiting the academy years of Kirk and Spock. Perhaps JJ never saw the legendary episode “Shore Leave”…
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Warhammer 40k was my preferred role playing game growing up but it was slow to catch on. But now looking back, Warhammer 40k has persevered and definitely built quite the niche/cult following. The high appeal of the RTS games Dawn of War did not hurt at all. Without a doubt, it was my favorite universe.…
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It’s sunday and alot of people in the world are going to church and talking alot about Jesus today! So to make everyone happy I decided to post the amazing Mad TV skit for Terminator 3. If you have already seen this before then check it out again and if you never have seen it…
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Well, it is not every day that you get such a treat as this…and believe me, this one was an unknown surprise. Do you like big monsters…do you like video games…do you like anime?? Then I can’t overstate my recommendation to watch Negadon: The Monster for Mars!
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Wow…slap in the face is an understatement on this one folks. In case you are not aware, ancient carrier pigeons are still faster than some of today’s methods of carry high volumes of data. According to BiongBiong.net, a South African IT company got so fed up with the national Telkom’s notoriously poor Internet service that…
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Just when you think the world has see ever large animal/beast film in CG, someone still has to push the limit and make one more. Seriously, who is watching this crap? Oh wait…the Syfy channel needs another new movie of their Saturday night line up, that’s who. Come on, didn’t we learn anything from Anacondas…
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