So the other night I recieved a movie in the mail that was apparently in my Blockbuster Online (Yeah I am not a Netflix dude since there is a Blockbuster a couple blocks away) account for probably a year or so. So when “Creepozoids” arrived in the mail I was definately intrigued. Especially since Linnea Quigley was the big name in this one. Yeah, Linnea “Dance on Your Grave in Return of the Living Dead” Quigley was the actual star power of this flick! I love really shitty horror sci-fi movies. And yes this one delivered the goods! Post apocolytic horror from the 80’s.
I was surprised how many of my friends had NEVER seen this cool ass movie. I love the “man in rubber suit” monster movies more than anyone I know (except for maybe fellow dorker Konales). But get this, not only does Linnea get naked (with some super douche in a shower-duh) in this one but there’s a super stupid plot, a wretched monster and a bad ass animatronic puppet (I love puppets too!) baby spawn that steals the show of this terd for the last act of the movie! I will say upon watching this all by my lonesome I was already thinking about ebay-ing this to get a copy for myself at home!
So here’s a heads up for everyone looking for a great unknown classic from the 80’s. I myself feel, when I come across something this cool that I have never viewed before from that time period that I’m pretty damn privileged! So everyone get your Netflix ready to check out a classic, Linea will be there doing what she does best, proving the 80’s was the best time to make a horror classic that only you and I would ever really appreciate….