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  • Will there be a little shatner in the new STAR TREK MOTION PICTURE?

    I am sooooo pumped about the new Star Trek movie! Only weeks away now! I have the highest hopes that it is going to blow my mind. I am super pleased with the costumes as they look VERY similar to the original series and so far I am totally into the official Star Trek prequel comic book that has been coming out. I love the fact that it follows the continuity of the movies and features Nimoy returning as an older Spock! Hell I even loved the fact that they wouldn’t let Shatner return as Kirk in this movie since he officially died in Star trek “Generations”. I am very happy with the decision of Zachary Quinto as Spock but what worries me most of all is the portrayal of James T. Kirk in this new revamp.

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  • Greatest Horror music videos ever!! FRIGHT NIGHT!!

    When I was looking for clips of ‘Evil Ed’ (who’s probably the coolest character of all time) yesterday to post here I ran across yet another horror music video that must be seen! This is the J. Geils Band doing the song ‘Fright Night’ for the movie!! This was such a cool surprise because I didn’t even know this music video ever existed!  Anyway check out this official music video for one of the 80’s coolest vampire movies…

  • Evil is the coolest!!

    All I can think of today is simply how RAD the character ‘Evil Ed” is from “Fright Night”! He’s not annoying at all!!

    As a vampire his behavior is exactly the same as when he was normal! Damn I wish I could hang with him all night long….

  • he’s a regular pussy cat!!

    Holy crap was Fonzie the coolest dude ever or what!! Check out this amazing 1977 commercial for the Mego line Happy Days action figures for “Fonzie’s Garage”! I had no idea they made action figures for Happy Days it makes me wonder what else they did back then? Well anyway all I have to say about this is “Aaaayyyyyy!”

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  • Woody Harrelson: Real life zombie slayer!!!

    According to CNN Friday night Woody Harrelson attacked a paparazzo claiming he thought he was a zombie!!! How amazing is that? Apparently the original natural born killer was leaving a New York airport with his daughter when he was being followed by a TMZ photpgrapher. This is when he went straight into Zombie Slayer mode and attacked the photographer punching him in the face and wrestling with him.

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    Above pictured is Woody and pictured below him the man he identified as the alleged paparazzi pursuer.

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  • SPIDER-MAN AND HIS AMAZING FRIENDS ARE TRUELY MISSED…

    It’s saturday and when I woke up I wished was a kid again in the 80’s waking up and watching my favorite show, Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends! I loved that show more than life itself it seemed. So I got on to youtube and watched some episodes! It’s no wonder I loved it so much back then because it still totally rules! This clip is from one of my favorite episodes- “The X-Men Adventure”. You can imagine how blown away I was as a comic book collector as a kid to see the X-Men animated starring alongside Spider-Man!!  Their choice of  X-men was really awesome as well-they used Thunderbird! How cool is that?! And they let Spider-Man try out the danger room! check this out!

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  • Wolverine loses his monthly title to his son!

    Well this June marks Logan’s departure from his own title! Yeah as you may already have heard the Wolverine title we all know and love is becoming “Dark Wolverine”  at issue #75. This title is going to follow the exploits of his asinine son Daken as he impersonates his father donning his brown and tan costume. Well at least someone is going to wear that thing!  “Dark Wolverine” will follow his solo adventures he embarks on when he’s not hobnobbin’ around with the Norman “Green Goblin” Osborn’s Avengers.

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    Daken takes over the Wolverine title as it’s main character in issue #75.

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  • greatest horror music videos ever?!! HARD ROCK ZOMBIES!!

    Here’s a rad video for a song by Paul Sabu for the god awful movie “Hard Rock Zombies” from 1985!!  This craptastic movie is essentially one long ultra lame amazing music video! Supposedly, it was only meant to be about 20 minutes long and solely used as the feature movie in the 1985 movie “American Drive In”. Instead it spawned two ultra crappy movies both over an hour and a half in length! The video for it has most of the highlights so please enjoy!!

  • Old hulk Dude Vs. Real Hulk!

    Geez “Old Hulk Dude” sure is creepy huh? Just by the looks of him you know that he’s a total prick! A total prick in need of a serious smackdown! I just think, just maybe, they could have gotten someone with a little more muscle on him to play this older Hulk creature don’t you? He looks like a damn tooth pick next to ‘ol Lou! But let’s be fair-Old Hulk Dude has some seriously flashy moves he flaunts on the real Hulk. Hell, the first time I saw this episode I could NOT wait for this loser to get his ass kicked! So here it is the final battle in this amazing, epic 2 part Hulk episode entitled “The First”. I highly recommend watching both episodes in their entirety. Highly, highly entertaining…. 

  • beware of the old hulk dude!!

    Here’s a clip of the old Hulk that the real Hulk fights on the original live action  series from the 70’s! Beware this dude is scary!! Who says the Hulk never fought any cool villains on the show? Tomorrow I’ll post their EPIC battle!!!