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  • Blind Guardian: the best fantasy metal band ever!!

    Just in case you don’t know who this band is already check them out. I have been surprised to find out how many people actually have never heard them before. Blind Guardian has been around since the 80’s and this track “Otherland” from their latest album is one of my favorite tracks. Take a listen…

  • Rambo: not just another Joe!

    I almost forgot about the totally rad Rambo action figure line and the cartoon from the 80’s! Check out this comercial for the Rambo toys. Rambo and ninjas? Sounds like a winning combination to me… I don’t care what anyone says either the last “Rambo” movie RULED!!

  • Star trek: COUNTDOWN the official movie prequel!!

    Hey i recently picked up Star Trek: Countdown comic book by IDW Publishing which is the official prequel to the upcoming J.J. Abrams film that has got people amped up so high they’re flying in circles at warp speed 20! I highly recommend checking this book out if you just can’t wait for your Trek…

  • BATMAN & Boner from growing pains = AWESOME!!

    I am posting this just in case some of you out there have never seen this! It was made by some one at the Stan Winston studio a few years back and features “Boner” from Growing Pains as The Joker! Personally i think this version of the Joker & Batman are the closest we have…

  • Daniel Laruso is gonna fight!!

    The Karate Kid may very well be the BEST movie ever made! However i completely forgot that they made action figures. Check out that kid doing an impression of Mr. Miagi. Hey wait, where the HELL is The Cobra Kai and Master Sensei though? WEAK!!

  • Red Fang learns the hard way, don’t F*** with LARPers

    Portland Oregon’s very own Red Fang have learned the hard way that it is very difficult to beat LARPers (Live Action Roll Players) at their own game, even if you prepare by making some sweet armor out of beer cans.  Check out their schenanagans. This awesome video was directed by Whitey McConnaughy, who seems to…

  • Chris Dane Owens and his blue eyes star in Awesome Music Video.

    Wow, recently I was turned on to a great music video by some guy I had never heard of named “Chris Dane Owens“.  A friend of mine sent me this video as a joke and I have to say it is pretty funny.  But then I took a closer look at it and all of…

  • Mister Saturday’s TOP 10 HORROR Flicks of 2008!

    Hey it’s time to look back on all of the horror films i saw in theatres or released on dvd in 2008 and decide which ones were the coolest! Keep in mind i have not yet seen “Let the Right One In” yet or “Splinter” which i hear were pretty rad-so it’s very possible those…

  • Lets hear it for SLIME!!

    So if this is not proof that Hordak was the coolest thing to happen to Masters of the Universe i don’t know what is!! Really now, in the 80’s was there anything as rad as the Horde Slime Pit? I mean you could only watch Slimer “slime” people on the Ghostbusters and dream you could…

  • Mr. Campell you still got it baby!

    So do you like Bruce Campell? No, do you REALLY like Bruce Campell? If the answer to this question is yes then you will LOVE “My Name is Bruce”. I was lucky enough to catch this film sunday evening right here in a tiny little indie theater here in Portland, OR. The plot is simple.…