Zac Efron as Kaneda…BARF!

Oh my god yeah so great news on the horizon! It seems Hollwood has chosen another amazing untouchable film to thoroughly fuck up!! YAY! So news has hit (at least for me) that mega teen weenie Zac Efron is up for the lead role of  Kaneda in the live action bullshit version of the legendary Akira!!!??? Wow that’s so….completely…un-epic…..lame and makes me kinda wanna, well puke in my mouth. 

                               Hi I’m Zac Efron-I’m gonna douche up Akira for you!

Hmm.. maybe they could have gotten a Japanese cast at least? Instead they are pumping out another b.s. flick and NO I am sorry, having Morgan Freeman as The Colonel does not make this film ok.  It does not give it any street cred. At all.

What a load of hot steaming flaming shit delivered to our doorsteps. Anyone who thinks this is ok needs to get run over by a Mack truck driven by Tom Arnold getting a blow job from Rosanne Barr while Kermit the Frog jerks off in the back seat to Gonzo fucking a chicken. Seriously this is that bad…

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