Well it’s that time of the year again where we have our sporadic but traditional BAD MOVIE NIGHT! Myself and fellow blogger Sheaehs are gearing up to show some real stinkers once again this Friday. It definately takes the right person to enjoy Bad Movie Night I will say. First you just have to have a sense of humor, second you gotta have some serious patience and third some wit to throw at the screen. Though it’s not neccessary you might also wanna have a six pack to make the experience more bearable if the movie is just a flat out stinkin’ flaming turd! So far we’ve had some good picks that were pretty damn enjoyable! Some features included: She, The Guyver, Dungeonmaster, My Demon Lover, Mac & Me, The Roger Corman version of the Fantastic Four and The Eliminators just to respectively name a few.
This time we’re gearing up with two movies that will hopefully have the audience’s brains melting! My selection thus far is Abraxas: Guardian of the Galaxy, starring Jesse The Body Ventura! Now I have never actually seen this movie but have wanted to for years and just recently acquired it on dvd at the local Goodwill. This movie looks pretty damn bad and I might have to do a sneak peak before hand just to make sure it really delivers the suck. This is what the 1990 movie poster looked liked:
Here’s what my version of the DVD looks like:
Hmm…pretty weak. I mean, I think that’s like a current picture of Jesse like from his post Governor days!! Well either way hopefully this one will deliver the goods! Here’s a short clip from one of the fight scenes-do you think it’s got potential??
The Second film will be Hellgate and boy does this movie look like it SUCKS!! The film is from 1989 and supposedly tells the story of a haunted city that is somewhat of a tourist attraction and follows a story told by teenagers who explain how it became that way.Unfortunately I couldn’t find a trailer for this one on You Tube but in the case of bad movie night that’s a good sign!
I have heard mention of a zombie turtle and sex scene involving Horshack from Welcome Back Kotter. I am sold!
Oh yeah I’m still debating between Abraxas and this movie below, The Wizards of the Lost Kingdom as my official selection-which one do you think looks worse??