Man i don’t know what the HELL Bigfoot was up to this particular evening but what i do know is he needs to slow down the pace a little!! Check him out in this clip as he barrels towards that lonely ladys’ cottage. What the heck is his deal? Has he been drinking a case of JOLT COLA all night? Or maybe he’s gotta use the restroom? Maybe he was out all night “raving” at an underground cavern somewhere in the woods and still wants to party? Or maybe he’s just a horny bastard…..either way lady if i saw Bigfoot outside my window at 3 AM in the morning acting that freaky i’d be long gone-c’mon Bigfoot slow it down already!!
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4 responses to “Bigfoot needs to slow it down!!”
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mr. foot will increase his chance of scoring if he brings a barry white reel and some schlitz.
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i don’t think bigfoot had time to stop for schlitz he was too busy freaking the fuck out!!
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woah i think bigfoot got into my peyote.
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bigfoot got into something alright! looks to me like he overdosed on speed!
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