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Category: World’s Greatest Toys
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The Karate Kid may very well be the BEST movie ever made! However i completely forgot that they made action figures. Check out that kid doing an impression of Mr. Miagi. Hey wait, where the HELL is The Cobra Kai and Master Sensei though? WEAK!!
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So if this is not proof that Hordak was the coolest thing to happen to Masters of the Universe i don’t know what is!! Really now, in the 80’s was there anything as rad as the Horde Slime Pit? I mean you could only watch Slimer “slime” people on the Ghostbusters and dream you could…
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It just dawned on me how much i loved the Micronauts action figures when i was a kid! They were so cool with their interchangeable see through body parts and i remember having Robotman as well. You could put a micronaut in his chest, take him apart and turn him into a giant drill that…
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Wow, i just found this commercial for Modulok-probably one of the most BAD ASS He-Man villains of all time! I used to have this guy and he was so much fun to put together and take apart. You could even pretend he man was ripping him to pieces. Plus check it out he even had…
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The only thing i don’t quite get is why wood beats water?!
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Check out this old photo of me. Not much has changed except how much better the toys were back when i was a kid! “Gor” From the Super GI Joe series by Hasbro was one of my faves and next to him “Stretch Monster” the ultimate nemesis of “Stretch Armstrong”. You can clearly see how…
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Ok, so here is one of the greatest and most unusual toys ever made-MANGLOR!! I used to have manglor when i was a kid and beleive me they were pretty rad. It was the first toy i could destroy or mangle (hence the name) and then put back together. Unfortunately you can only tear a…
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