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I headed down to Puerta Vallarta and realized that near by was the OG jungle set of one of the greatest action horror sci-fi film of ALL time, 1987’s PREDATOR!! So I got my camo on and headed straight into the jungle to check it out! Come join me as I visit the nostalgic location…
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Today we jump into the terrifying “old fogy” sub genre of horror and discuss some of the top flicks that reside there, particularly a 1990s “trapped on VHS’ gem from the director of GHOULIES!! Somebody give this sexy, ridiculous, gory and action packed horror flick a fancy-ass new blu-ray release ASAP!
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Holy moly I’ve just seen quite possibly the most annoying film of ALL time! Joe Begos (VFW / Christmas Bloody Christmas) fails at his vanity project and creates an alien abduction film that will analy probe your brain! JIMMY & STIGGS is one of the worst films I’ve seen in decades!
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Straight from the video store days of the 1980s we’re talkin’ a bizarre flick that features those oh so irritating Frat Boys coming face to face with a gang of mutant punks in downtown Austin, Texas!! This “trapped on VHS” ridiculously idiotic GEM is in desperate need of a fancy blu ray restoration!
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I have to give some major props to the BEST imo EVIL killer scarecrow film of all time, NIGHT OF THE SCARECROW (1995)! This ambitious supernatural slasher really goes the gory distance with its ridiculous characters, top notch special fx & super well done gore. I also have to talk about SCARECROWS (1988) which is…
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Today we talk about the Jim “CHOPPING MALL” Wynorski helmed sequel 976-EVIL 2: THE ASTRAL FACTOR and why it’s even better than the original! The Out of Body Experience has never been so damn cheezy and EVIL! Also we get woo woo and discuss Astral Projection, OBE’s and Lucid Dreaming in the real world. A…
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Today we talk about some obscure horror films of the Netherlands and in particular 1992’s THE JOHNSONS! This totally bonkers Dutch horror flick has one of the most convoluted over the top plots of ANY horror film to date! A true forgotten bizarre gem that’s just begging for a sweet blu ray release jam packed…
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Today U-Dork covers the ultimate “John Hughes” HORROR flick! From 1989 comes this “trapped on VHS” gem, NIGHT LIFE, one of the best genre mash ups of all time and one of the most unique little teen horror rom coms of all time! This sweet but nasty lil’ gem stars 80s teen heart throb SCOTT…
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Today we’re talking’ OLD school animated movies and in particular 1994’s insanely under seen cult classic FELIDAE! An insane animated horror film with house cats trying to solve a string of murders and fend off an evil CULT! Plus we talk what are in my opinion the best most bizarre animated feature films of ALL…
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