Universal Dork

There’s some MORE new real life monster footage that just popped up today and is storming the news! This is fantastic news considering I’m a HUGE fan of monsters! It seems another creature has has shown it’s face recently in Panama. This one looking much different than the supposed recent Chupacabra found dead has been called a “Gollum” like monster as shown in the movie Lord Of The Rings. I will agree it does resemble him quite a bit. This thing is thought to be the legendary “Montauk Monster“.

 The story is this creature supposedly emerged from a cave behind a waterfall and four teenagers apparently feared for their lives saying it charged them. Highly unlikely I say, but then of course the stupid kids beat it to death with some rocks and then threw it back in the lake.  Real cool huh? Um, it sounds to me like we’ve got a bunch of stupid monster murdering kids on our hands here. Below is a picture of the area that this creature appeared and died.

Apparently there is speculation that this creature could be a shaved sloth or a pitbull terrier. Really? A shaved sloth? Who in the world is shaving down  sloths?! It sure as hell is not using an electric razor out in the forest by itself! And really, a pitbull terrier?!! Scientists think this thing is a pit bull? Has the whole world lost their mind? Well whatever it is, thanks to those dumb jack ass teenagers it’s now dead. What do you think?

Then also there was just recently this Bigfoot sighting!

Then this recent lake monster in Florida! Damn bring on the monsters!!