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Category: comedy
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So what if you could have a wrestling tournament set up with all your favorite monsters going head to head televised from an abandoned graveyard?? Well wait no longer folks because the upcoming horror comedy “Monster Brawl” plans to give you that exact scenario delivered to the comfort of your own home! Enter eight of…
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Let’s take a moment to honor the late great comedic genius that was Leslie Neilson who passed away last night. You’ll be missed! Looks like it’s time once again to pull out the Naked Gun collection. Leslie was 84 years old and gave us some of the most funny moments ever put on film…
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I just recently saw this cover and I just had to share this here! It seems like Superman, Batman & Robin may be overstepping their boundaries maybe just a little bit here on this one don’t you think?! Hopefully the police didn’t get involved because seriously folks Batman looks WAY too stoked on the idea of stripping down!!
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Hey Dorkers!! It’s friday nite! So before you jump out onto the streets to drink some booze and fight crime as your local neighborhood vigilante you need to take a good long look at your costume and decide just how bad ass you REALLY do look!
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Let’s take a moment to remember the passing of Michael Jackson. That was a crazy day as many people were sad and just felt downright cheated…especially Adolf Hitler…
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Even though Lost is over and done with we can still remember it’s best moments forever. One of my fav characters was of course Desmond and yeah, throughout the show’s run my friends and I would always laugh at his lingo, most particularly his constant over use of the word “brotha”. Now if you are…
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What better way to get your Labor Day all pumped up than listening to a little shit talk from the god damn Ultimate Warrior! So yeah before you head out for a little fun let’s once again here at Universal Dork give the Warrior a little moment of our time to get us hyped for the…
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I watched the awesome 90’s action flick “Surviving the Game” again recently and decided that everyone needed a little lesson in life from none other than our favorite Gary Busey. Listen and learn a little something about being a man as he flips out in this clip and schools Ice-T on the topic of manhood! This…
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So everyone knows that smokin’ is bad for ya! Right? Well sometimes though you can easily be swayed when a dastardly supervillain named Nicotine sweet talks you with pro-smokin’ fancy talk!! After you watch this old PSA starring Superman you’ll clearly see how you sometimes need a hero to help you kick the habit! check this shit out-it’s…
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