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Insane monkeys were all the rage (sorta) way back in the 1980s and now in the first rad horror film of 2026: PRIMATE & they’re more bananas than EVER! This practical fx extravaganza mops the bloody floor with CGI chimpanzees and brings some true bite back to the mini-maniac monkey genre of the golden age…
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We all knew that it wouldn’t be long before we got a “hunt for Bin Laden” movie which chronicles the United States search for the evil doer and the “capture” carried out by the Navy Seals. Now to me the way this story has played out in the news makes for a perfect movie! It’s…
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According to CNN Friday night Woody Harrelson attacked a paparazzo claiming he thought he was a zombie!!! How amazing is that? Apparently the original natural born killer was leaving a New York airport with his daughter when he was being followed by a TMZ photpgrapher. This is when he went straight into Zombie Slayer mode and attacked the photographer…