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Month: June 2009
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Just the other evening I posted a couple videos up here about some really awesome deep sea creatures. I was doing a little more research on the whole topic and decided to check out some videos of the Anglerfish. Wow, they are pretty damn creepy fish I must say! After viewing this particular video of an…
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I’ve been getting pretty excited for the big anniversary issue (#600) and have been trying to figure out what this huge reveal/development/twist is going to be that Marvel has been so vocal about the last few weeks. At this point we’ve pretty much all seen the ads for ‘REBORN’ in the last few weeks’ comics,…
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I was up late last night and saw a cool little film of “The Monk Fish” which was one of the featured videos last night on You Tube. Deep sea creatures always intrigue me so I checked out a vide from some time ago I saw with an amazing creature called the Oar Fish. I guess real sea serpents…
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I have just read some interesting news on one of my favorite websites Bloodydisgusting.com about good ol’ Arnold who’s been getting ALOT of attention here lately. Anyway it seems that Robert Rodriguez who is helming the new movie “Predators” has been making calls and courting Schwarzenegger to return as “Dutch” in the new, now revealed sequel…
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Ok it’s saturday night! Time to seriously rock and crack open some beers!! So while doing so you have GOT to check out ALF as he totally shreds some death metal with a band made up entirely of himself!! Check out ALF’s skills on every instrument! Wow amazing…..
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Ummm… yeah, I was talking the other day About Schwarzenegger being in the new movie “The Expendables”. How cool is that huh? Well also Arnold did alot of commercials in Japan but I’m not so sure this was such a good idea. Everyone please remember he’s our Governor of California….check this out:
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After reading today, that an update of Short Circuit is in the works, I started thinking about my favorite 80’s robot from the sitcom, Small Wonder! An extremely entertaining show full of ugly people that is best enjoyed the second time around. It stars Tiffany Brissette as Vicki the Robot, a little android girl created…
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I’m sure everyone has heard all about “The Expendables” movie already? If not It’s a new movie that Sylvester Stallone is writing, directing and starring in! I don’t give a shit what anyone says his last RAMBO movie was soooo bad ass! So naturally I am pretty excited for this one. The premise is simple:…
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It’s finally officially summertime in Portland Oregon! I must say too it is about time!! One thing I won’t be doing in PDX this year is going to “Islands Of Adventure” and riding the Spider-Man ride. Damn!! I was lucky enough to have lived in Florida (or maybe unlucky? Cuz mostly Florida kinda blows..) for two years and got to go…
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So yesterday I went and watched the latest Sam Raimi film, Drag Me To Hell, staring the insanely good-looking Alison Lohman as sexy branch-manager-to-be, Christine Brown. This coupled with the equally attractive opening credits sequence of the film had me ready for that unfortunately-all-too-rare feeling of total satisfaction while leaving a cool theater on a…
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