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Month: February 2009
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Hey check out this performance from Creed-this was definately an off night for them!! But as usual of course they still TORE IT UP!!
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So Nomad, Captain America’s trusty sidekick from the 80’s, sure got involved fighting some losers in his time! Before he went up against The Slug who i profiled earlier he faced this Douche Bag named “MADCAP” in Captain America #307 and then again in issue #309. I am not sure if Madcap was supposed to…
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I love Zombies. I love sharks. Well, okay, I don’t think I would love zombies if they were real because I’d be leading a band of survivors through their infested territories nearly escaping death on a regular basis. And sharks, well fuck sharks in person. Sharks behind thick glass and in movies and museums are…
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Man i don’t know what the HELL Bigfoot was up to this particular evening but what i do know is he needs to slow down the pace a little!! Check him out in this clip as he barrels towards that lonely ladys’ cottage. What the heck is his deal? Has he been drinking a case…
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Hey there! so here’s another installment of “The World’s Lamest Villains”. Today i am showcasing a villain from The Thing #7 from 1984. First off i would like to say when when The Thing finally got his own solo title in 1983 i almost pee’d my lil’ pants! He was by far one of my…
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So i think everyone can agree that Bigfoot is probably the coolest damn guy in the entire world!! And i just know he really exists even though now suddenly everyone doubts his existence since those two backwoods dudes and that Bigfoot “expert” hack said they had the real proof that indeed our buddy Sasquatch existed.…
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So here’s a video of us playing D&D! As you can see we clearly have conjured up some wicked demons who have clealy possessed us!! This is a frightening video of the true harm Dungeons & Dragons can permanently do to your mind!! PURE EVIL in the making….
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Check out this comic strip called Dark Dungeons ©1984 by Jack T. Chick LLC. These were passed out and used as a tool for equipping christians for evangelism in the 1980’s. I went to Catholic church but have somehow fell under the powers of the devil by my weekly D&D playing!!! Good thing i found…
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Hey what i wouldn’t give to have all these Megos! Check out out the little blurbs they say about each of them and how the Falcon is simply “that great black super hero”. It’s funny that “Tarzan of the Apes” is for some reason included here and that The Thing’s clothing (which isn’t even the…
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Check out the new teaser image from Todd McFarlane and Robert Kirkman’s new book, ‘Haunt’: I’m so stoked to see another totally original character emerge from the early 90’s creative powerhouse, Image comics. Hopefully, HAUNT will be forced to take out (Rob Liefeld’s original creation) SMASH but later learn that SMASH isn’t so bad, he…
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