Universal Dork
The Most Unsuccessful Blog on the 'Net Since 2009!
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Month: January 2009
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Wow, i just found this commercial for Modulok-probably one of the most BAD ASS He-Man villains of all time! I used to have this guy and he was so much fun to put together and take apart. You could even pretend he man was ripping him to pieces. Plus check it out he even had…
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Yesterday i went to see the brand spankin’ new remake of “My Bloody Valentine” in 3-D and i must say it was worth every penny. i must admit though i have never actually seen the original version of the movie-but i do intend to. The plot is pretty simple, coal miner Harry Warden is trapped…
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Jeph Loeb and Rob Liefeld (damn he’s been busy this week), the geniuses behind Heroes Reborn, have a new Hulk one-shot…wait, what? That’s not Hulk? That’s an Image comic? From the solicits: SMASH UNLEASHED! (ONE-SHOT) story JEPH LOEB art & cover ROB LIEFELD APRIL 22 32 PAGES / FC$2.99 Who or what is the SMASH!…
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I haven’t been online in a couple days and was just informed by my friend at The Offical Star Trek Convention myspace page that Ricardo Montalban passed away Wednesday. He was 88. Ricardo was most famous for his role of “Khan Noonen Singh” who he first played in the 1967 Star Trek episode “The Space…
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The only thing i don’t quite get is why wood beats water?!
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While everyone is all up a an early-90’s-like investment frenzy over the latest issue of Amazing Spider-Man #583 featuring Obama, the real news lies in the combination of lazy-artist extraordanaire Rob Liefeld and our soon-to-be-inaugurated president Obama in issue #8 of the recently revived Youngblood title. Check out his amazing rendition on the cover of…
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New JLA, err sorry, Justice League of AMERICA writer Bill Willingham opines on the decline of ‘the American way’ in today’s comics on the newly launched conservative blog Big Hollywood. The full article and accompanying comments (which are a must read in themselves) can be found right here.
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I was just thinking about some of the greatest Wolverine stories of all time and this amazing X-Men issue was the first that came to mind. This one came out in 1986 and was a stand alone issue by Chris Claremont & Barry Windsor Smith.This is truely classic Wolverine at it’s best and this one…
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Check out this old photo of me. Not much has changed except how much better the toys were back when i was a kid! “Gor” From the Super GI Joe series by Hasbro was one of my faves and next to him “Stretch Monster” the ultimate nemesis of “Stretch Armstrong”. You can clearly see how…
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I don’t need a film to tell me not to get into a car with a guy that looks like John Waters (unless it’s John Waters). Hey, to be fair, the guy did give him a ride home, he owed him a handy at least.