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Month: January 2009
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StarWars.com has recently revealed the cover for their Halloween ’09 horror release: Deathtroopers Although, details on what exactly it’s about remain unknown (and likely will until Comic Con), the cover has me super-excited. Horror has long been a missing ingredient from the Star Wars universe. A universe where “blast-marks” are, for the most part, our…
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So do you like Bruce Campell? No, do you REALLY like Bruce Campell? If the answer to this question is yes then you will LOVE “My Name is Bruce”. I was lucky enough to catch this film sunday evening right here in a tiny little indie theater here in Portland, OR. The plot is simple.…
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Ah…yeah…um…ok…check THIS out! Tell me if you can understand exactly what is going on here….
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It just dawned on me how much i loved the Micronauts action figures when i was a kid! They were so cool with their interchangeable see through body parts and i remember having Robotman as well. You could put a micronaut in his chest, take him apart and turn him into a giant drill that…
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Though it’s old news to many in the toy-collecting community, I am more excited than ever to spend my money on the upcoming line of Marvel Universe Action Figures: 3.75″ Style!! Even at $8 a pop, this is like a dream come true. I Can’t wait until Iron Man meets C-3P0, or Nick Fury focuses…
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Attention Star Wars CGI Clone junkies! Now is the time to gather and marvel at the most powerful and unique clone in all the galaxy: For the full background on this pivotal character in prequel lore, click here.
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Yeah i like to post about rad new music too so check these guys out! p.s. this guy posts on this blog…shhhhh….
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So i would like to dedicate part of this blog to some of the worst, most god-awful, lamest, loser villains in comic book history! When you think Captain America you think of the Red Skull, Baron Zemo or maybe even Baron Blood right? WRONG. Enter “The Slug!”. This loser first appeared in Captain America #324…
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So before we get too far away from Christmas time i just HAD to throw some mad props up to this rad vhs tape i found this year called “The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus” at the local Goodwill. I am huge fan of the stop motion Christmas adventures-“Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer” had…
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