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  • Movie Review: ‘The Head Hunter’, a Dark Fairy Tale of Monster Revenge!

    Here’s a pretty interesting little tale of midieval monster revenge, 2019’s ‘The Head Hunter’, a short & sweet little film that clocks in just a hair over 70 minutes in length. We follow a lonely barbarian who’s daughter is snatched up and killed by a monster that roams the nearby wilderness. We see clearly from…

  • Comic Review: Night’s Dominion #1 – A Medieval Magical Heist!

    Night’s Dominion is a brand new comic from Oni Press that came out today and the first issue is a pretty promising little start to what’s sure to be an epic adventure. I’ve been looking for a cool comic book to quench my thirst for fantasy adventure and stuff like Dungeons & Dragons for a…

  • Don’t Go to Prison! You Won’t Be Able to Play…..D&D?!!

    I know, I know what the HELL is this world coming to you ask? Just recently here we get a crazy report in Florida, which isn’t really that surprising, about a naked man eating the face off of another naked man under a bridge and grunting like a zombie. What’s up with that folks? I…

  • Let’s Get Ready To Rumble! Greatest Cartoon Brawls: Part 3!

    If you have NEVER seen Fire & Ice you better run to the video store immediately or head to Netflix! This has got to be one of the coolest animated movies ever made! Created in the 80’s by Ralph Bakshi & the legendary Frank Frazetta this has got to be one of the greatest fantasy epics ever. Amazing animation,…

  • Jesus saved me from Dungeons & Dragons!!!

    Check out this comic strip called Dark Dungeons ©1984 by Jack T. Chick LLC. These were passed out and used as a tool for equipping christians for evangelism in the 1980’s. I went to Catholic church but have somehow fell under the powers of the devil by my weekly D&D playing!!! Good thing i found…

  • Santa Claus meets Lord of the Rings?

    So before we get too far away from Christmas time i just HAD to throw some mad props up to this rad vhs tape i found this year called “The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus” at the local Goodwill. I am huge fan of the stop motion Christmas adventures-“Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer” had…