Universal Dork
The Most Unsuccessful Blog on the 'Net Since 2009!
recent posts
- Peter Jackson Returns to his SPLATTER Horror ROOTS: DEAD ALIVE 2?!
- Could ROBERT ENGLUND Reprise his Role as FREDDY KRUEGER?!
- Why DRAGONSLAYER (1981) Slays ALL CG Hollywood Dragons!
- He-Man 1987 Vs. He-Man 2026: Who’s got the Real POWER and the Most Muscle?!
- The Female EVIL DEAD: ‘Dangerous Seductress’ from 1992 Kills Boners!!
about
Tag: robert pattinson
-
Whoah! New Moon is making box office history! The biggest opening of all time?!! Beating out the Dark Night?! Start boarding the doors and windows because this movie is turning people into mindless zombies with horrible taste in movies!! I knew it! Wow, I must say It is a sad day in the world with…
-
So the big deal all around the world is that New Moon, the sequel to Twilight (like anyone doesn’t know that) is opening this week. Everyone seems to be losing their damn minds over this! My question, what is wrong with everyone?!! Twilight was hands down the WORST vampire movie I have ever seen! It had all the…
Universal Dork 