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  • Could ROBERT ENGLUND Reprise his Role as FREDDY KRUEGER?!

    Are they going to remake A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET once again?! All signs point to yes because they claim Robert Englund is too old! However I think he’s got plenty of Freddy left in him, the real problem is Hollywood is obsessed with nostalgia and the big MONEY they think they can milk from…

  • Game of Thrones: Season 8 ‘Pitch Meeting’ Perfectly Explains Why it SUCKED!

    I’m gonna say it again, Game of Thrones: Season 8 was the worst final season in television history. Even somehow more unsatisfying than ‘Lost’! It’s clear that I’m NOT alone as the ‘Petition to Remake Game of Thrones‘ is already over one and a half million signatures! There are so many problems with how this…

  • The Next ‘Ninja Turtles’ Movie Should Be a Sequel to the 1990 Classic!!

    Ok so here’s an idea for the next “live action” ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ movie that’s reportedly on the horizon. First, how about making it actually LIVE ACTION?! Cuz’ after re-watching the two classic 1990’s TMNT movies it’s come crystal clear what the direction this franchise needs to take for it’s planned “reboot”. The next…

  • ‘Good Guy’ Mark Hamill is the NEW Chucky in the Child’s Play Remake?!!

    Ok so this is some weird news for sure that’s certainly caught fans of the ‘Child’s Play’ franchise by total surprise, Mark Hamill will be voicing Chucky in the upcoming ‘Child’s Play’ remake! WTF? Well as much as I wasn’t particularly excited for another cheap ass Hollywood remake of an 80’s horror classic I gotta…

  • The ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Movie Reboot Needs to Go Old School!

    I’ve been hearing lately that the ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ movie franchise is going to again be rebooted after the shit show of the Michael Bay era of the reptilian heroes in a half shell. So it sparked me to revisit the original 1990 movie the other night which I hadn’t seen in probably 20…

  • Impostor CHUCKY Alert: The ‘Child’s Play’ Remake Trailer Arrives!

    Well it’s definitely a real thing, now that the trailer has officially dropped for the Child’s Play remake and I’m not quite sure just how to take it. I mean, I think the most recent “Curse of Chucky” and “Cult of Chucky” were actually pretty damn good, returning to the more serious horror elements of…

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi ‘Re-Edit’ Trailer Arrives!!

    So as most of you all have probably heard by now, ‘The Last Jedi’ was a pretty divisive film to say the least. Star Wars will likely never be quite the same because of it, to some that’s a good thing, but to most the movie was seen as a huge disappointment. A lot now…

  • PLAYTIME: Chucky’s Killer Doll Counterpart Vs. Modern Cinema!

    Here’s something that’s truly perfect for the Halloween season at hand and any fan of the Child’s Play franchise alike. Studio ADI who are known most for their amazing practical & animatronic monster FX through out the years presents this new short web series about a creepy doll actor who plays a killer doll named…

  • ‘Arachnophobia 2’ With John Goodman? Count me in!

    Well here’s a bit of interesting news, it seems that James Wan (Insidious, The Conjuring) is looking bring back everyone’s favorite spooky spider film ‘Arachnophobia’ with a brand new “sequel”. 1990’s family friendly horror flick is one of my favorite, most underrated little Amblin movies. This is great news and Wan’s already eyeing up John…

  • Blade Runner: The Force Awakens…I Mean 2049!

    Wow Blade Runner is officially back with this brand new trailer for the upcoming sequel! I’m really not too sure how I feel about a sequel to Blade Runner which is easily one of my favorite Science Fiction movies ever. It really doesn’t look like Ridley Scott has had much to do with this either…