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  • Mexico’s Sweet Forgotten 80’s Horror Franchise: “VACATION OF TERROR”!

                               Are you truly ready for a 1980’s “Vacation of Terror” to Mexico?!! Nope. this ain’t Cancun folks, this here is a sweet horror franchise that started in 1989, starring legendary south of the border pop star turned B-movie horror icon Pedro Fernandez. Yes…

  • The Descendents Get a Rad New Trailer for Their Documentary!

    So this is a website dedicated Dorks, Nerds & Geeks so naturally it’s the perfect place to hype up the upcoming Descendents / ALL documentary, “Filmage”. To those of you who may live deep in a deep dark dungeon, The Descendents are hands down the BEST pop punk band of all time. Pop punk you…

  • Iron Man The Pop Singer?!

    Weird, today I stumbles across Avenger’s star Robert Downey Jr’s solo album he put out in 2004 called “The Futurist”. Strange stuff-I had no idea he was an adult contemporary singer! Ahhh yes my least favorite genre of music! It seems that I’m not the only one who’s head this info skipped over. The album…

  • The Technicolor Nightmare Pt. 2: SUPER XUXA VS. SATAN!!!

    Super Xuxa, blonde and billowing with butt cleavage in a mini jumper, buttering rainbows on graffiti’d alleys and swarming with adoring pre-pubescents, slathering joy like hair mayo everywhere she goes. Somehow her urban cleansing campaign isn’t considered vandalism, either.

  • seriously CONFUSED BY…Yatta?

    Ah…yeah…um…ok…check THIS out! Tell me if you can understand exactly what is going on here….