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  • That Epic Time When Star Trek’s Spock Kicked Wolverine’s Ass!

    Just a reminder to everyone out there, if you’d forgotten or ever wondered who’d win in a fight between Star Trek’s Spock & Wolverine, I’m here to remind you there is a definitive answer! Yep back in 1996, X-men did indeed meet Star Trek in a one shot comic book crossover and well, just take…

  • Movie Reviews: Shatner Kills Demons with a Bazooka?! Killer Clowns from Wisconsin?!

    I headed out to the local video store the other night (yeah in Portland we still got an amazing one called Movie Madness) to rent some movies, just like we used to do back in the good ol’ days. Let’s face it folks, sometimes it’s nice to take a break from the bland streaming services…

  • Quentin Tarantino’s Star Trek? Sign Me Up!

    Well, well, well, it seems that us Star Trek fans may really finally be boldly going where no one has gone before. The apparent news is that Quentin Tarantino has got an interesting story to pitch for the U.S.S. Enterprise and if all things work out the way he’d like them to he’ll be sitting…

  • Comic Book Cover of the Week: X-men & Star Trek Team Up?!

    Here’s funny little team up that went down back in 1998 and happens to have a cover I think is deserving for a spotlight if not only for how odd the whole idea is! The X-men appeared along the cast of the Star Trek: The Next Generation for this 64 page one shot, something many…

  • Should William Shatner Return to Star Trek?!

    Well, well, well, so William Shatner came out in the news this week stating that he’d be open to playing an aged Captain Kirk in an upcoming Star Trek film. Now we all know that Kirk supposedly bit the dust in ‘Star Trek: Generations’ back in 1994 in the most un-epic way possible. Yep he…

  • Captain Kirk Gets His Groove On!! “The Enemy Within” Video Drops!

    Finally!  We drop the new video by nerdcore dancehall superheroes Mister Saturday & Ensly Mogul! This one takes the duo on board the USS Enterprise where they sing the intergalactic anthem “The Enemy Within”! Check it as they literally beam aboard to observe the mayhem that ensues on this classic adventure! Evil Captain Kirk just…

  • Don’t Put Shatner in The Next Star Trek!

    Can you believe it-I’m asking for William Shatner to NOT be in the next Star Trek flick?! It’s something I thought I’d never say, but after hearing recent news that the original Captain Kirk might now be appearing in the next installment of the big screen Trek adventures I came to the conclusion that sometimes…

  • Captain Kirk Vs Miley Cyrus?!!

    Whoa what could possibly disgust Captain James T. Kirk so much? Well watch what happens when the USS Enterprise goes face to face with Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke?! These two are more of a threat to the Enterprise than Khan or any Klingon- Check it out! I haven’t laughed this hard in quite a…

  • Vintage STAR TREK Commercials: Finger Lickin’ Good?!

    You can pretty much use Star Trek to sell anything! Simply because of how god damn awesome it is! As proof of this today I am offering up a few old school Star Trek related TV commercials from way back when-check these out! First Star Trek and KFC! Wow a good Kirk look-a-like huh? But…

  • August in PDX: A Trekkie’s Dream!

    So yeah I am going to take a minute to brag a little bit here about living in Portland Oregon. To a Star Trek fan August is the time to be here, no not for the beautiful weather but for “Trek in the Park”! Yeah that’s when you can can go every Saturday & Sunday…