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  • The Avengers 2 gets Thanos…yawn…The Avengers 3: Top 5 Villains Wishlist!

    It’s been confirmed today that Thanos will be the official villain for both The Avengers 2 and The Guardians of the Galaxy. Seriously both movies?! That’s a double dose of one of my least favorite Avengers villains ever! Uggh….I know everyone loves the Infinity Gauntlet but well to me I have always thought Thanos was…

  • Marvel Announces Next Big Superhero Flick…The Human Fly?!!

    So the big news is finally out!! Superhero fans all over the world are ecstatic today as Marvel announces their next big blockbuster superhero movie! Luke Cage?! Nope! Doctor Strange?! NADA! Daredevil?! Na! Moon Knight?! Not even close! People Marvel is giving you……..THE HUMAN FLY?!!! Yep!! Who?! That dude from the 1970’s? The stunt man…

  • Owen Wilson as Nomad in Captain America 2?! Maybe!

    Wow did you hear the big news today about Captain America 2?!! Oh My GOD!!! Holy Shit!!! It’s official true believers!! Cap has got directors!! Two Brothers!! Nope NOT The Wachowski Brothers! No the………….Russo Brothers?!! The who?! Wait these guys must be like totally underground, let me guess they helmed some super bad ass action…

  • The Avengers: The Universal Dork’s Verdict!

    Well folks here I am with the official scoop on The Avengers. I’m sure most have already either read how awesome this movie is or like me saw it yesterday on opening night!! Well I here by give it the Universal Dork stamped seal of approval! The Avengers delivered the goods more so than I…