Filed under: bad movies, Info, Misc, Movies, Sci Fi | Tags: action, Alien, alien versus ninja, alien vs ninja, blood, death trance, direct to video, Movie, ninja, upcoming, versus, vs.
Normally I would just laugh off a movie concept like this…kind of like Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. But much the same reason I endured Mega Shark, I am just curious to see what a film makers vision for aliens and ninja is going to be like. To date, the details are few, so I am sure that it will be sometime till we see the final product. But I am sure once this goes direct to video in the US, I will have it on my Netflix queue!
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Filed under: Horror Whore, Info, Misc, Movies | Tags: Cabin Fever 2, Horror, House of the Devil, Movie, review, Ritual, Satanic, Suspense, Ti West
Well, well, well…I just wrapped up a session with the much hyped House of the Devil and so I felt that a Universal Dork review would be just what the Doctor ordered. Apparently, this lower budget suspense/thriller/horror flick has been doing the rounds in the fall film festivals and getting rave reviews. Lately, the new horror movies that are tickling the fancies of the festivals have been getting great grades on my score chart (i.e., Paranormal Activity, Trick ‘r Treat), so we will just have to see how this one stacks up!
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Filed under: Info, Misc, Movies | Tags: Halloween, Halloween 2, Hollywood, Horror, Movies, remake, Remakes, Rob Zombie, the blob
A couple months back, this dork was a bit hard on Rob Zombie. In a blog about his plans to remake The Blob, I guess I was a bit harsh in my criticism about how he keeps remaking things and why the divergence from the original works like House of the 100 Corpses and The Devil’s Rejects. Well, today there was an article on CNN.com that bitch slapped me a bit and put my back in the mood for loving Mr. Zombie. Please read on to learn more!
Filed under: Info, Meet the Bloggers, Misc, shameless self promotion, Universal Dork Exclusive | Tags: 2009, Halloween, Happy Halloween, Univeral Dork, Wishes
Well dorks, it is that special time of year…Hallo-f’n-ween! By in large, this is the holiday that just calls to all dorks to don their favorite character’s likeness and beat their hooves to a party, pub crawl, etc. So please join us at Universal Dork in celebrating our first Halloween…and let us offer a great big thanks for coming out and supporting us along they way…and reading along…Happy Halloween!
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Filed under: bad movies, childhood nostalgia, Info, Misc, Useless Information, video games | Tags: nintendo, Prono, Pronographic Films, Ron Jeremy, Super Hornio Brothers, Super Mario Brothers
So for those of you that are familiar with the infamous Ron Jeremy, you know full well that there are no porn movie plots that are beneath him. From spoof of the Adam’s Family (The Maddams Family) to Flatliners (Fatliners), Mr. Jeremy has starred in over 1000 movies! And add to the madness of porn legacy that he has constructed, apparently he starred in Super Hornio Brothers…a spoof on Super Mario at the time that the Nintendo NES and SNES were kings…yeah the good old days of 1993.
Filed under: Comics, dc comics, Info, Misc, Movies | Tags: dc comics, Hex, John Malkovich, Jonah Hex, Josh Brolin, Mastodon, Megan Fox, Movie, Western
Somebody please help me with this tricky story problem! If you have one deformed bounty hunter searching for a Voodoo doctor trying to raise an army of the undead and you add one really hot chick, a little bit of John Malkovich and have a metal band score the movie…WTF do you get??? Apparently this is the vision for the new Jonah Hex movie that is set for release in June 2010. Please read on.
Filed under: Horror Whore, Info, Misc, Movies, TV Shows | Tags: 2010, Anthony Hopkins, Joe Johnston, The Wolfman, trailer, Werewolf, werewolves
Historically, and most notably in the last couple years, Vampires have been ruling the roost of the classic horror style monsters. From Nosferatu, through the Anne Rice years, and now with True Blood and Twinkle…or Tinkle…or Twilight…(whatever that lame ass 16 year old girl popular vamp series is!!) these blood suckers are just about as popular as Zombies. Don’t get me wrong, there are uber vamp movies out there that I consider bright spots (Blade, Near Dark, and Fright Night). But let’s loose these sad Goth night lovers and I hope I see a new revival of the classic Werewolf! Early 2010 looks to be bringing these furry cursed friends to the big screen in a new and classic way.
Filed under: childhood nostalgia, Creeps, Info, Misc, Useless Information | Tags: 1945, Darth Vader, Franklin Roosevelt, Joseph Stalin, Winston Churchill, World War II, WWII, Yalta Summit
Very short blog here!
Not sure why, but someone was just having some crazy fun…or perhaps had a message…with this great photoshoped pic of the Yalta Summit, 1945!
Proof that Stalin had Sith backing in WWII…
Filed under: bad movies, Fantasy Movies, Info, Misc, Movies | Tags: 2012, Comparison, Disaster, Movie, review, Roland Emmerich, Special Effects, The Day After Tomorrow, trailer, we were warned
One part I really enjoy when I go to the movies are the trailers…who doesn’t love to see what next on the agenda! And typically, they pick trailers that fit the style of movie you are seeing…even better! So when I went to see Zombieland, one trailer that stuck out was the one for 2012. My thoughts right afterward…”wow, when did they decide to make The Day After Tomorrow 2?”, and then “why would they ever make The Day After Tomorrow2?” Alright, all kidding aside, the trailer is laughable, but in the world of special effects, it is beautiful and amazing. But then my mind wandered…what if we lived in a world that did not have special effects, and we had to rely on props and acting alone? Just remember, you were warned!
Filed under: Info, Misc, Movies, Star Wars | Tags: Clips, Collage, Fans, Movie, Project, Star Wars, trailer, Uncut
So what to do with the Star Wars universe when it seems like it has all been done before? Why not invite the loyal fans to A New Hope…15 seconds at a time! Star Wars Uncut is cutting out to be one of those odd concepts that could produce a very interesting result!
