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The Green Bay Packers Best Kept Secret!! by petersaturday

Ok so I am really not a big sports fan-I never have been but being from Wisconsin there’s certainly some huge hype right now on the Green Bay Packers as they are getting ready to play in the Super Bowl tomorrow!! Now really I don’t care at all normally but there’s one super hero from the Marvel Universe who I guarantee will be watching the game this year-Sasquatch!!

Why you ask? Well there is a little known fact about Walter Langkowski (Sasquatch’s real name) that not many people even remember- He once played for the Green Bay Packers!

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Real Life Monsters Popping up everywhere! yay!!! by petersaturday
September 18, 2009, 10:35 pm
Filed under: Bigfoot Sightings, Real Life Monsters | Tags: , , , , , ,

There’s some MORE new real life monster footage that just popped up today and is storming the news! This is fantastic news considering I’m a HUGE fan of monsters! It seems another creature has has shown it’s face recently in Panama. This one looking much different than the supposed recent Chupacabra found dead has been called a “Gollum” like monster as shown in the movie Lord Of The Rings. I will agree it does resemble him quite a bit. This thing is thought to be the legendary “Montauk Monster“.

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William Shatner VS. BIGFOOT! by petersaturday
February 20, 2009, 8:53 pm
Filed under: Bigfoot Sightings, Star Trek

Here’s yet another installment of “Bigfoot Sightings” where I Pay homage to perhaps the most RAD guy in the entire world, Bigfoot! Check this clip out from the ultra classic, BEST Twilight Zone episode of all time, “Nightmare At 20,000 Feet” starring William Shatner. People have said for quite some time that the creature that appears on the wing of the plane is a gremlin. WRONG! If you look a little closer it’s clear that ol’ Shat has just sighted a flying BIGFOOT who’s for some reason got it in BAD for him. It seems that Bigfoot is driving Shatner absolutely bananas (check out Shatner’s expression at 1:05 mark, he’s lost his damn mind!) and totally enjoying every second of it. It’s nice to finally know that William Shatner and Bigfoot do truely have some powerful connection-even if it means they are arch enemies!! You got some damn big balls Mr. Bigfoot for pissing off Shatner-but i guess somebody has to do it!



Bigfoot needs to slow it down!! by petersaturday
February 10, 2009, 8:37 pm
Filed under: Bigfoot Sightings | Tags: , , ,

Man i don’t know what the HELL Bigfoot was up to this particular evening but what i do know is he needs to slow down the pace a little!! Check him out in this clip as he barrels towards that lonely ladys’ cottage. What the heck is his deal? Has he been drinking a case of JOLT COLA all night? Or maybe he’s gotta use the restroom? Maybe he was out all night “raving” at an underground cavern somewhere in the woods and still wants to party? Or maybe he’s just a horny bastard…..either way lady if i saw Bigfoot outside my window at 3 AM in the morning acting that freaky i’d be long gone-c’mon Bigfoot slow it down already!!



Let’s hear it for bigfoot!! by petersaturday
February 10, 2009, 1:22 am
Filed under: Bigfoot Sightings | Tags: , , , ,

So i think everyone can agree that Bigfoot is probably the coolest damn guy in the entire world!! And i just know he really exists even though now suddenly everyone doubts his existence since those two backwoods dudes and that Bigfoot “expert” hack said they had the real proof that indeed our buddy Sasquatch existed. But we don’t need those losers to ruin our belief in his existence for us with some old Chewbacca suit from 1978 stuffed in a moldy freezer. Everybody and anybody knows that Bigfoot is interdimensional and most likely immortal therefore living forever and never leaving a carcass to be found. With that said i’d like to start a new category for the guy here called “Bigfoot Sightings” so from time to time we can document where and when this Yeti has been seen through the years. If you have a good one post it here!! The first one i could think of would be when he fought the “Six Million Dollar Man” in the 1970′s check this shit out:




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