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A decade after Joe Dante made INNER SPACE, a Norwegian woman made a movie about a boy and his grandpa’s kidney stone. What followed is a disturbing art film about bodily functions and fluids. Get ready for a swim! (warning: gross stuff ahead). To instill basic hygiene by fear, show your kids this movie. They…
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Super Xuxa, blonde and billowing with butt cleavage in a mini jumper, buttering rainbows on graffiti’d alleys and swarming with adoring pre-pubescents, slathering joy like hair mayo everywhere she goes. Somehow her urban cleansing campaign isn’t considered vandalism, either.
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Finding a happy medium between you, your child and your TV can be a challenge. That’s why there’s demented kids movies! The exaggerated costumes, candy colored sets, community-theater caliber acting and fantastical plots latent in these low budget bombs often congeal into scary, trippy cheeseballs of pain. You won’t soon forget the emptiness your soul…
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