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Month: April 2013

  • Building a Human Replica is Harder Than You Might Think!

    Seriously folks, check out this extensive video for building a human replica by Peter Serafinowicz! This new sci-fi short proves it’s harder than it looks I guarantee this one will make you laugh your ass off! Check it out it’s a great vintage style film that brings to mind classic stuff like Westworld. Now you…

  • Goblin Comes to the USA to Perform Suspiria Soundtrack!

    So legendary Italian prog rock group Goblin are USA bound to perform their legendary score to Dario Argento’s Suspiria in Austin Texas! Pretty rad idea that was put together by Pantera frontman Philip H. Anselmo and best-selling true crime author Corey Mitchell for the 3 day Housecore Horror Film Festival, which celebrates fright flicks that…

  • Royal de Lux: Giant Street Puppets Are Taking Over!!

    Ok folks time to show you something pretty damn amazing the Royal de Lux street puppets! If you have no idea what the hell I’m talking about then you’re in for a treat. Royal de Lux  is a French company of inventors, stuntmen, poets and scrap-dealers all at once, led by Jean-Luc Courcoult. Royal de…

  • Wilderness Movie Terror Takes a New Direction With Paul Bunyon!?

    Step aside Bigfoot you ain’t the only one in the forest with huge feet anymore! You heard that right, Paul Bunyon has gone evil in the new flick “Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyon”! As bad as this one looks I’m gonna go ahead and say it’s looking more and more like my kind…

  • Haley Turns 25!? But His Face is Still 9 Years Old!

    Seriously this is weird, I was shocked…Haley’s face has still remained that of a 9 year old! Yeah that’s all…just had to share my thoughts!

  • Evil Dead: Setting a New Trend in Mainstream Horror?

    So there we have it, The Evil Dead “remake” in all of it’s bloody glory! I saw it this last weekend on a Sunday afternoon matinee, with a packed theater and I am happy to say the flick exceeded my expectations! Kudos to Fede Alvarez for putting his heart and soul into a movie that…

  • Does MC Chris Deserve His Own Cartoon TV Show?

    So a couple days ago we got a six minute teaser of the proposed MC Chris cartoon he’s been hoping would be picked up by an unsaid network. From what I understand it hasn’t happened yet and now he’s trying to get the word out there in other ways to get some sort of buzz…

  • Siskel & Ebert “Evil Dead” 1981 Review

    Today we had the passing of Roger Ebert a true mogul in the world of movies. A big part of my childhood as well, as his TV show was seen many times for me in the 1980’s as a kid and I pretty much always could trust his judgement on films. It’s kinda strange knowing…

  • Weird Ass Forgetten Cartoons: Disney’s Anti-Nazi Short Films?

    I recently ran across this old Disney Anti-Nazi cartoon and it’s a truly weird piece of animation! This ten minute cartoon was released on January 15th, 1943 and these cartoons actually saved Disney from going bankrupt after a low box office return for the now legendary classic Fantasia. Disney was contracted to make 32 cartoon…